The Asphalt Christmas

Author: Todd Michael

The Asphalt Christmas

Description: Veda Munson, a "possessed" teenager at St. Celestine's convent school circa 1950, creates havoc on students, a handyman, two nuns, a priest and her long lost burlesque queen mother, on the verge of the St. Celestine's annual Christmas pageant.
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 12/9/2013
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual innuendo
1 Act, 80 Minutes
5 Females, 4 Males

NOTE: The Asphalt Christmas is fully protected by copyright law and is subject to royalty. All inquiries concerning production, publication, reprinting or use of this play in any form should be addressed to dragparodist@gmail.com.

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Keywords: Characters are Mostly Young Adults · Christmas · Comedy · Crime · Drama · Dysfunctional Families · Hell · Horror · Large Cast Size · Movies/Film/TV · Musical · Nuns and Priests · Religion and Spirituality · Satire/Parody · Show Biz

Original Production Information

THE ASPHALT CHRISTMAS was first presented December 2011 by Gracye Productions at The Studio Theatre on Theatre Row with the following cast and crew:.

FATHER PATRICK O'DAY: Chris Kateff
MOOSE KOWALSKI: Timothy Cox
WARDEN: Brian Hopson
TORCHY FARRELL: Courtney Cook
MICKEY LOOMIS: Matt Harris
SISTER MARY JOSEPH: Nancy K. Gray
SISTER MARY BERNADETTE: David L. Zwiers
WILLARD: Brian Hopson
VEDA MUNSON: Jessica Luck
BUBBLES FLAMOUR: Courtney Cook
ZIGGY: Timothy Cox
DIXIE LA HIFF: Todd Michael
EDDIE KNIGHT: Timothy Cox
HELOISE FRALICK: Courtney Cook
JOE LOOMIS: Brian Hopson
FATHER MCLAUGHLIN: Brian Hopson

Director: Lawrence Lesher
Lighting/Sound design: Louis Lopardi
Scenic design: Lawrence Lesher
Costume/Wig design: David L. Zwiers

Song: THE FIRST SYLLABLE OF CHRISTMAS IS THE GREATEST SYLLABLE OF ALL
Music by: Joemca
Words by: Todd Michael