Author: Nicholas Priore


Description: After one hell of an awful night in Montmartre, Zach returns to his hostel with a garbage bag around his waist, appealing to the mercy of the front desk clerk, who will not let him in without a room key, which is in Zach’s pocket, which is in his pants, which are somewhere on the streets of Paris, so he must relay his story in order to convince the clerk to let him upstairs before his friends come down and see him like that.
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/3/2016
Content Advisory: Strong Language, obscenities, suggestive situations
1 Act, 30 Minutes
3 Females, 6 Males, 1 Gender Neutral

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Keywords: Action/Adventure · Adaptations · Allegory · Art and Artists · Comedy · Coming of Age · Consumerism · Crime · Dark Comedy · Drug Use and Abuse · Folklore and Legends · Gender and Sexuality · Gender Identity · Hell · Historical · HIV/AIDS · Horror · Large Cast Size · Literature and Writing · Memoirs · Meta · Mostly Male Characters · Mystery/Suspense/Noir · Non-traditional/Non-narrative/Experimental/Post-dramatic · Racial Identity/Relationships · Sex · Social Issues · Social Justice · Torture · True Stories

Original Production Information

SACREBLEU! Is yet to be produced.